I thought somebody at the NFL would realize they said “Katy Perry” when they announced the halftime show performer then issue a written apology, but it looks like we’re stuck with listening to a prerecorded track filled with lyrics that make you dumb (seriously, her lyrics are fucking dumb) while you’re packing your bowl for the 3rd quarter. So here she is at the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show press conference. She confirmed she hates Taylor Swift and said she wants her halftime performance to be “quintessential Katy”, whatever the fuck that means. Hoping we stare at her rack long enough so we notice her glass eye? I guess it’s worked so far.