Sharper Image Hopes Naked Heidi Klum Will Make You Buy Stuff

Heidi Klum Naked

 

In America right now the war on Christmas is raging right now lol jk Atlanta had Christmas decorations up everywhere last week and people are already camping out in front Wal-Mart because Thanksgiving is basically the Gaza Strip of holidays, but we can’t overlook the persecution Christians will face this time of year from hordes of Satan’s soldiers who will come up to them and wish them “Happy Holidays” because you’re taught in Satan Army basic training that there’s more than one religious holiday in December. But now back to the true reason for the season: unabashes, rampant consumerism. So here’s a naked Heidi Klum selling you a floatingĀ  AM/FM bath radio that looks like a duck. Jesus couldn’t really use this because he was homeless and they didn’t have radio stations back then.

 

Heidi Klum Naked

 

 

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