Charles Manson Is Getting Married To A 26-Year Old Chick

Charles Manson Married

 

If you want horrific nightmare fuel that’s worse than any horror movie, just watch any of Charles Manson’s parole hearings or read any of his interviews, but there’s one chick in the world who thinks that’s pretty hot. Her name is Elaine Burton. She’s 26. She goes by the name of “Star”. And yes, Manson already carved an X into her head. So have faith, ladies. Your day will come.

Mass murderer Charles Manson plans to marry a 26-year-old woman who left her Midwestern home and spent the past nine years trying to help exonerate him. Afton Elaine Burton, the raven-haired bride-to-be, said she loves the man convicted in the notorious murders of seven people, including pregnant actress Sharon Tate. No date has been set, but a wedding coordinator has been assigned by the prison to handle the nuptials, and the couple has until early February to get married before they would have to reapply. The Kings County marriage license, viewed Monday by The Associated Press, was issued Nov. 7 for the 80-year-old Manson and Burton, who lives in Corcoran — the site of the prison — and maintains several websites advocating his innocence. Burton, who goes by the name “Star,” told the AP that she and Manson will be married next month. “Y’all can know that it’s true,” she said. “It’s going to happen.” “I love him,” she added. “I’m with him. There’s all kinds of things.”

Manson is a life prisoner with no possibility of parole, so these two will never have sex or spend any time together other than the 10 minutes they were given for the ceremony, but I think this is the least of this chick’s problems. Has there ever been a case where a 26-year old dude married an 80-year old female mass murderer? I looked but I didn’t see any. It probably has something to do with the patriarchy I bet.

 

 Charles Manson should never be allowed to step foot outside of prison, but at least the music won’t suck at his reception:

 

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