Uh, Hey, Selena

I guess Selena Gomez is in a movie called Rudderless or something, because the VIP screening was in LA last night. The movie is probably not about boats, but that doesn’t really matter because Selena Gomez looked so good that even Taylor Swift wants to bang her. And Taylor Swift doesn’t really bang anybody. Her vagina is cold and desolate. And smells like cotton candy. At least that’s who I’ve always envisioned it. Anyway, here’s some pictures of Selena with her rack hanging out. Let’s focus on what’s really important.

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