Esquire Says Penelope Cruz Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

Penelope Cruz Esquire

 

You’d think with all the bad news we’ve been getting lately that some media outlets would make us forget all that for a minute, but Esquire is perpetuating the bad news by selecting Penelope Cruz as the Sexiest Woman Alive. I think they are unaware that it’s not 2001. I realize this is all subjective and that there’s a difference between beautiful and sexy. Like, I think Emma Watson is beautiful, but do I want to rip her clothes off an go down her against a counter? Not really. Is Nicky Whelan gonna make any Top 10 Most Beautiful Lists? Probably never, but would I get her pregnant by complete accident? Most definitely. Also, Penelope Cruz is 40, so this must be some lifetime achievement award.

 

 

 

 

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