Now that I think about it, I can’t really remember a time when Mila Kunis hasn’t been pregnant? She’s been pregnant for like three years, right? It seems like three years. Like super pregnant. Anyway, she’s not pregnant anymore.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just wrapped up their newest production — in diapers –– Mila has given birth to a baby girl … TMZ has learned. Sources close to Mila’s womb tell us … Mila delivered Tuesday night at Cedars-Sinai –– the hospital of choice for many celebrities. We’re told they arrived at the hospital Tuesday around 6 A.M. … and were taken right to a delivery room. They came by themselves — no entourage, no family. Sources tell us Mila delivered right on schedule … and delivered right around the Jewish New Year.
Cool. Another precious life on Earth. It won’t be hard to pick her out of 7 billion precious lives already here later on, because her parents are famous and decided to have unprotected sex and have a baby in a country where water magically appears on shelves and missiles won’t her on her way to school. She also won’t have to fight kangaroos. I don’t know about that last one. Not really sure what goes down in Australia. Congrats to the happy couple!