TMNT has been out for like, what, a year? It feels like a year. On the brightside, Germans like weird, dumb shit, so I guess it was a good business move to have Megan Fox go promote the weird, dumb shit over there. On another brightside, she looked super hot and the Panthers came back from 14 points down to beat the Bears by 7 yesterday. Not sure what that last part has to do with anything, but I didn’t want to talk about TMNT anymore.