Jessica Pare Is Pregnant

It isn’t Don Draper‘s.

As her hit show comes to an end, Jessica Paré is getting ready for a new beginning: She’s pregnant! The Mad Men star is expecting her first child with boyfriend John Kastner, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The happy news apparently flew under the radar for a while: Last month, Kastner, a musician, posted an Instagram photo of him and Paré, 33, hugging as his 7-year-old daughter Summer Lee proudly wore a T-shirt reading “I’M GOING TO BE A BIG SISTER.”

Despite the fact that Jessica Pare has like 84 teeth, she still manages to be super hot, so naturally some dude was going to get her pregnant at some point. Unfortunately, that dude is a white dude in his 40s with dreadlocks, so there’s a chance this baby could come out looking like something that would hunt Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Central American jungle for sport. But it may also have really huge boobs in 18 years. Who’s to say really.

 

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