So Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence were last seen together six days ago, but today their love has died apparently or something. Not sure.
“Jen is the one who broke it off with Chris,” a source tells PEOPLE. The Oscar-winning actress, 24, and the Grammy-winning Coldplay frontman, 37, were first linked in August, shortly after Lawrence split from her boyfriend, actor Nicholas Hoult. Following a few quiet date nights at Martin’s Malibu home, the romance seemed to move further into the spotlight on Sept. 19, when Lawrence attended Martin’s performance at the iHeartRadio music festival in Las Vegas.
I sat in this post for a while hoping for more information than “Jen is the one who broke it off with Chris,” , but it looks like “Jen is the one who broke it off with Chris,” is what everyone has decided to run with to publicly say Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are no longer a couple. Like, are we sure the source was quoted in proper context? Jen broke what off with Chris? A foot in Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass? A key in a door? Some breadsticks? A tampon string? Let’s take a minute to see if we’re all on the same page here.