My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he’s the one that ordered them to microchip me
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) October 10, 2014
In what might be the most complicated setup for a microchip joke of all time, Amanda Bynes has reportedly tried to flee the country maybe after her parents we’re all like, “uhh, yeah okay, we’re coming to get your crazy ass now” after she tweeted earlier that her father sexually abused her. Because as it turns out, she’s still very much insane and in need of Arkham Asylum medical attention.
The lawyer for Bynes’ parents — Tamar Arminak — is responding to Amanda’s tweets, telling TMZ … “My clients are heartbroken by these false accusations. Their older children are also horrified at the situation.” Lynne Bynes denies her husband ever abused Amanda or any of their children, saying “Rick has been the best father and husband a family can ask for.” She adds, “These allegations stem from Amanda’s mental state at the moment. They have no basis in reality.”
Every dude likes crazy chicks, because it’s either that or being gay, but I don’t know what level crazy this is right now. Amy Elliot Dunne would even think this was a little extreme.