Amanda Bynes Might Be Engaged To Some Dude Named Caleb

Amanda Bynes Engaged

 

Sorry, fellas. Amanda Bynes is off the market. She might be still on some kind of suicide watch list though.

The 28-year-old troubled star, who was spotted wearing a diamond ring on that finger, claimed to In Touch Weekly that she was indeed engaged. His name is Caleb, reportedly 19, from Costa Mesa, Calif., and an employee at a bait shop.

Although she’s clearly insane, Amanda basically gave the best reason why all women engaged.

“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,” she told the mag Sunday. “I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”

I say “might be engaged”, because this is Amanda Bynes, so let’s not rule out the possibility that “Caleb” might be a boy doll stuffed with straw and crumpled up magazine pictures of Drake.

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