I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.
MediaTakeOut.com has a SUPER WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE REPORT. According to a TOP SECRET MTO SNITCH, rap superstar Nicki Minaj suffered what we’re hearing is a “butt injury” during her performance on Tuesday Night’s FASHION ROCKS concert. It’s not clear exactly WHAT happened – but according to our snitch her butt may have “ruptured.” The snitch explained, “She hurt her butt when she stretched out. They were like they heard a pop. Since Nicki’s butt is fake, everyone thought her butt may have burst.” The medical staff was very HUSH-HUSH about the exact nature of Nicki’s injuries. The injury didn’t appear to be TOO SERIOUS, as Nicki was able to walk out of the Brooklyn Arena on her own power But we’re told that she DID VISIT a doctor for an evaluation.
We can all appreciate a nice ass, because if you have a nice ass, it means you worked to get dat ass. Fake boobs are cheap now, and there really is nothing worse than a chick with huge boobs and a flat ass. Except maybe cancer. Cancer is pretty bad. And maybe Sean Hannity. But Nicki’s ass is fake, so I really don’t the point I’m trying to make here. Anway, keep squatting and getting mad at that stairmaster, ladies. A whole new world will open up for you. It’s a dazzling place that you never knew. But when you’re up there, it’s crystal clear.