Megan Fox is in Sydney, and she’s running out of continents to promote the cinematic abortion that was TMNT, so hopefully we’ve reached the end of this bullshit. They drink a lot of beer in Australia and great white sharks take walks on the beach and stuff there, so hopefully their citizens won’t be too scared of this movie. You know what they won’t be scared of though? Megan Fox in this dress. Good lawd. And she has her hair in one of those French braid things. I would type more but my penis just hit me with an uppercut. Sometimes he doesn’t know his own strength.