Ariana Grande is in Tokyo to promote something called “My Everything”. I guess that’s the name of her album. Or it might be her favorite doll or latte. I don’t know. The only thing I’m really concerned about here is that she’s wearing the standard uniform of chicks in Tokyo: a schoolgirl outfit. To repeat, Ariana Grande is in a schoolgirl outfit. I think that’s really all that needs to be said here. “I have a few things I’d like to add, but I know you wanna go to lunch, so lemme know”, my penis just said.