Some more hacked nudes have been put online, and the new wave includes Kim Kardashian, Gabrielle Union, Kate Bosworth, Rihanna, and Hope Solo. But we’re gonna concern ourselves this morning with Amber Heard, who had FIFTY pics leaked, possibly being sent all to Johnny Depp instead of directors and writers’ rooms like the majority of the rest of the chicks who had stuff leaked. Why are we sticking with Amber? Because Amber goes hard when she sexts.
“Good Afternoon My Beloved Tonto Man – This Blonde Texan Bitch Will Eat You Alive. I want. I Need. Give Me What’s Mine.”
Daniel Snyder can go fuck himself with all that Washington Redskins bullshit, but if Amber Heard wants to call me Tonto and send me a pic of her boobs, that’s cool. I’m totally down with that. I’m actually more than okay with that. Although, you can basically see Amber Heard’s boobs in anything. When she gets a script, she doesn’t need to find her character’s motivation to get naked, she just gets naked even if it’s not in the script. I think I saw her naked in a commercial for life insurance once.