Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or Something

Taylor Swift Lesbian

 

Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss (this piece) have been hanging out a lot recently, and by “recently”, I mean “24/7 love you long time”, and it has a lot of blogs with dreams of scissoring all in their heads. Those dreams might be real, or not. Who knows.

Victoria’s Secret model Karlie, 22, moved in just a few weeks ago, with sources close to the singer telling me that the duo have since been “completely inseparable.” “Taylor and Karlie have grown very close,” the source told me. “They are inseparable. Taylor wanted someone to live with her, to have some company, and Karlie jumped at the chance to move in with her friend. They spent a lot of time together before Karlie moved in but now they are rarely apart. They do everything together, from visits to the gym to going on road trips.” “It seems the 24-year-old country singer has found her soulmate,” wrote columnist Charlotte Griffiths, relying on anonymous sources with (apparently intimate) knowledge of the pair’s relationship.

Seems like typical gossip blog bullshit, right? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNN

On Monday, however, her report was nowhere to be found. It had disappeared from the Daily Mails site without explanation. So what happened to Griffiths’ column? Sean Walsh, a spokesperson for the Daily Mail’s New York office, explained that the column—and later, the orders to delete it—originated from the paper’s sister publication in Britain, The Mail on Sunday, which has a special section on The Daily Mail’s website. “They asked us to spike it,” Walsh told Gawker, “and we have no idea why.”

What does this mean? Is this some kind of cover up? They kinda look a like and if they’re hanging out this much together, then they’re periods have probably synched by now, so it would make sense. But I’m not going to believe this until Karlie moves out then Taylor moves across the street then writes a song about her then buys another cat.

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