O.J. Simpson Is Probably Going To Kill Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

 

O.J. Simpson didn’t kill Nicole Brown Simpson in the same way George Zimmerman didn’t kill Trayvon Martin or that Ferguson punk cop didn’t kill Mike Brown, but he’s serving a 33-year prison sentence anyway for robbery and kidnapping. He’s eligible for parole in 2017, so Kim Kardashian better get started on scratching off stuff from her bucket list.

“He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shoot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates,” an insider told us…Simpson joked to a pal, “She likes black ball players, I am a Hall of Famer — and I still have my Heisman award,” a dig at Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush who gave back his college football Heisman trophy after it came to light of some unethical dealings he was involved during his college playing days. As far as her recent wedding to Kanye West, Simpson doesn’t think that it’s any big deal saying, “As long as I am in prison, I can’t be with her so Kanye can have her for now. “But when I get out she’s mine.”…“O.J. said he always thought was a cute girl when she was younger,” the source said, “but it has only been since he’s been in prison his infatuation with her has grown to a full-blown obsession. “He reads every magazine he can about her and when she is on TV he demands silence from his fellow inmates so he can watch without interruption. He’s even tried to get in contact with her, but so far she hasn’t responded to him.”

Ray J likes to say he made Kim Kardashian famous, but it was O.J. Mostly because her father was O.J.’s defense lawyer after O.J. basically decapitated Nicole Brown Simpson for banging a waiter (who O.J. also killed). Kim Kardashian already has dead, lifeless eyes anyway, and O.J. can always say the leather gloves are Kanye’s.

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