Miley Cyrus Has No Chill

Miley Cyrus

 

Miley Cyrus has worked¬† really hard, albeit unsuccessfully, to rebrand herself as a badass/rebel/rapper/feminist, but she is, and always will be, a born rich daddy’s girl who, up until recently, was collecting a weekly check from Disney and residuals from her face on 3rd-graders’ backpacks.¬† So let’s not pretend what Miley has been doing isn’t what millions of white girls do who have a freshman year of college instead. Because sometimes reality hits and they find out that the world doesn’t revolve around them. Take it away, Life & Style!

“It was like a tornado hit the lobby. Miley and her posse took over, screaming and carrying on so much that management received a number of complaints.” And the insider explains hotel guests and staff were appalled to see someone in the group was smoking pot. “It was the kind of bad behavior you’d expect from a bunch of juvenile delinquents,” the insider adds…But when management tried to nicely ask Miley to tone things down the “We Can’t Stop” singer had a public meltdown. “She started screaming at them and saying that she’s spent so much money there that they should be glad to have her,the insider says. “She basically threw a tantrum and acted like a spoiled brat.”

In 2009, Miley Cyrus was singing a song about facing your challenges with a climbing metaphor, now she’s on stage with giant, inflatable dicks and pretending to lick drag queens assholes. Not sure if she knew in 2009 that was what would be waiting for her on the other side, but I guess that’s why she does a bunch of drugs and stuff.

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