Man, can you even believe it? Another “Michael Jackson was sick, twisted, disgusting, vile monster passing as a human who can dance well”. This time, from five maids who worked at Neverland Ranch. Why haven’t you heard their stories before? Because when you’re scheduled to testify for the prosecution then Michael Jackson writes a check, there’s no need for you to testify. Anyway, Michael Jackson was worse than you could possibly imagine.
Michael Jackson enjoyed throwing balls of animal shit at people and pissing.on the floor
“Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track . . . poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Maid No. 1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.” When Oprah Winfrey visited the Los Olivos, California, ranch for an interview in 1993, it was pristine. Floors were waxed, walls scrubbed and windows power-washed. It was after she, guest Elizabeth Taylor and TV crews left the next morning that the real Jacko appeared. “He literally peed on the floor of the entryway, right where you saw Oprah walk in. It was surreal. He just stood there, unzipped his trousers and watered the floor,” Maid No. 2 said.
Paying a family $20 million for their silence after raping their son, doesn’t put you in a cleaning mood.
Jackson had been relatively clean and orderly up until 1993, when 13-year-old Jordan Chandler became the first child to publicly accuse Jacko of molestation….Jacko later paid Jordan and his parents more than $20 million in exchange for the boy’s silence. “His whole life changed after 1993 when he had to pay that boy off. I’m telling you, he was the dirtiest, most unsanitary person in Hollywood,” Maid No. 3 said.
Michael Jackson never wanted his sheets changed, because he was a sick pervert. And gross.
The maids described young guests tossing bottles and cans around the house. They would engage in hours-long food fights as well as pillow fights, which left feathers covering floors and furniture. Jacko would object to his sheets being changed. “There were many times I had to sneak in and change his linen. I couldn’t understand how he’d sleep in such filth,” Maid No. 2 said. “There’d be socks and underpants in the bed and half-eaten chicken and potato chips, empty bottles of wine and whiskey on the floor.“And you knew he wet himself — the place reeked.”
Michael Jackson’s house was infested and his bedroom was Ground Zero:
Maid No. 3 said Jacko’s bed, as well as a sofa in the living room, once became infested with bedbugs. “He said, ‘Get them the hell out of here. Call the exterminator,’ ” she recalled. “He said we should do a better job, and he said he knew that we came from poor countries so we were used to bedbugs, but he couldn’t live with them. “Everybody he brought in to clean, and sometimes we’d even get cleaning services to come in for the extra help. Everybody was repulsed. His bedroom smelled horrible. If everyone else was like me, they hated going in there.” After Jacko had son Prince in 1997, he began confining his squalor to his own bedroom, she said. “But, not too long afterwards, it was, ‘Here we go again, this man is ungodly.’ ”
Michael Jackson’s house was like if they did a To Catch A Predator/Hoarders crossover episode:
A pack rat in the true sense of the word,” Maid No. 1 said. “He’d keep all of these books that he never read, shirts, hats and other little trinkets that fans would give him, and they’d be in the dining room, the kitchen, all about the floors, and he’d complain if someone put them in a different place, and he’d complain if we didn’t pick them up. “The amount of stuff he had could have covered that entire ranch, and most of it was junk that he refused to part with.”…The most scurrilous item Jacko held on to? “I’d say there were two,” recalled Maid No. 2, who worked at Neverland from 1994 to 1996. “A soiled baby’s diaper, and a pair of Fruit of the Loom that was obviously worn by someone who was either a teen or an early-age adult.”
Michael Jackson thought Schindler’s List should have had an alternate ending. And alternate ending where all the Jews die.
He also kept a dartboard in the foyer of his bedroom with pictures of DreamWorks founders Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg — who he believed had stolen his idea for the studio and even its boy-on-the-moon logo. “Any of the children he played with who hit the bull’s-eye would get extra ice cream or anything else they wanted,” said Maid No. 3, who worked from 1996 to 1999. “He hated those guys with a passion. He was surprisingly very anti-Semitic. He’d lead some of the kids in chants: ‘Kill the bastards,’ and ‘Kill the bloodsuckers.’
So, how are those Michael Jackon songs on your iTunes working out for you? Good, good. Did you know “Dirty Diana” was about a baby who needed her diaper changed? Cool. As long as you know.