Legendary actor and one of the hottest pieces of ass ever captured on film, Lauren Bacall, passed away yesterday at the age of 89.
With deep sorrow, yet with great gratitude for her amazing life, we confirm the passing of Lauren Bacall.
Bacall was cast in her first movie, 1944’s To Have and Have Not, after director Howard Hawks saw her on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. A movie where she met and co-starred with Humphrey Bogart. The rest is Hollywood history. Oh, hey, remember when Bogart and Bacall got married when she was 20 and he was 45? That’s pretty much how I choose to live my life.
Hey, ladies. Instead of taking selfies with hashtags, walk up to any dude and say this if you want a mindless robot who will do anything and everything you say.