Kendall Jenner Is A Wonderful Human Being

Kendall Jenner

 

Besides being kinda hot, Kendall Jenner is also a raging bitch who threw money at a waitress after she had the audacity to ask Jenner if she would, you know, pay for the shit she ate. Now Kendall plans to sue. In her defense, the Chinese kids who work in her mom’s sweatshop have seen their production dip so her allowance is kinda down.

Kendall Jenner claims she’s been defamed by a waitress who said the 18-year-old threw money in her face … and she’s threatening to sue. TMZ has obtained a letter from Kendall’s lawyer, admitting Jenner was indeed at Mercer Kitchen last week and that she accidentally skipped out on the bill. But legal pitbull Marty Singer says the rest of the waitress’ story is a pack of lies. The waitress tweeted she chased Kendall down the street to get the money and Jenner threw it in her face. Singer says in the letter … what actually happened was that the waitress did come up to her outside but Jenner was “extremely apologetic” and gladly paid what she owed — $33, plus a $7 tip … which she “politely handed” to her.

It’s unclear what legal argument can be made that any Kris Jenner spawn can be anymore “defamed”, but that doesn’t matter. BRACE YOURSELVES for this irony.

Singer says, “Although you are working as a waitress at Mercer Kitchen, I understand you are also a struggling actress,” adding, “You no doubt concocted a fictionalized account of your encounter with my client in order to create publicity for yourself.”

Wait, Kendall Jenner is suing another person trying to create publicity for themselves? I thought game respects game. No word from Kendall yet, as I assume her mother has her on a flight to Dubai with just a carry on and instructions on how to phonetically pronounce the safe word. Sound it out, Kendall. Sound it out. There ya go, there ya go. That’s mommy’s good girl.

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