Because fake tits and psychotherapy are expensive, Farrah Abraham is now stripping at Palazio Gentlemen’s Club in Austin. But since this is Farrah Abraham and her mind is deluded, she claims this is for “research”. Okay.
“I’m doing research,” the 23-year-old explains to E! News exclusively. “A friend of mine works there and I’m researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.” The gentlemen’s club source tells us guys were swarming the stage with money when Abraham was on stage. At one point, she laid down on her back and ripped her bra off. “She was definitely not shy and looked like she knew what she was doing,” the insider said. “She was wearing a nude thong and bejeweled bra. She wasn’t awkward at all and was actually quite good.”
To be clear, this isn’t research, Farrah Abraham is employed there. If you get paid to take your clothes off at a place where women take their clothes off, you’re a stripper. I mean, it’s really not that hard to come to that conclusion. Like the time she got paid to get ass fucked on camera with a male porn star then packaged and sold by Vivid. That wasn’t a “sex tape” that was porn. Or like the time I bent Jessica Lowndes over her kitchen counter and choked her while she came like she was having a seizure. That was “masturbating in the shower”.