Not sure how we live in a world where the lead singer of Nickelback can afford to buy a 17-carat emerald cut ring for Avril Lavigne for their 1 year anniversary, yet here it is. I honestly can’t think of one reason where I’d buy anyone a 17-carat ring, unless the ring had magical powers and I bought it for myself, because vagina is only worth 1-carat, 2 tops. Maybe just a Sephora gift card. And we’ve all seen Avril’s teeth. This wasn’t a reward for Best Achievement In Blowjobs. It’s 2014 and Chad Kroeger still frosts his hair, so its obvious decision making isn’t really his thing.