This is America, so we have an award show where teenagers get to legitimatize things that suck, so enter the 2014 Teen Choice Awards. I don’t know who half these chicks are, so I chose these pictures the why I choose most things: Would I have sex with it? I assume that most of these chicks are over 18, if not, this post wasn’t written by me but by someone not affiliated with this site in any way. How did they post this? I’m writing a stern email to the tech guys right now. This is inexcusable.