Shia LaBeouf has always been kind of weirdo and a douche, but apparently that's all alcohol's fault.
Shia LaBeouf is NOT in rehab … but he IS getting treatment for alcohol addiction … TMZ has learned. Shia's rep tells us … reports that he entered a rehab facility are bogus. She says his bizarre conduct over the last few months is symptomatic of a larger health issue — alcohol addiction — and he understands it. It sounds like Shia is in a 12-step program. The rep says "he has taken the first of many necessary steps toward recovery."
So he's not in rehab, but in some sort of 12 step program. Hopefully after he takes 12 steps he'll be at a weed dealer's house so he can do a couple of bowls then immediately realize he's been a dumbass this whole time. Then he'll order five pizzas and spend five minutes trying to start his car with a breadstick.