If Carl’s Jr. is using Paris Hilton to visually remind everyone that the internal temperature of their Texas BBQ Burger should be hotter than the heat radiating from her STDs, then I can understand this commercial. If not, then why would you ever move the camera off Hannah Ferguson? I could fill up like 20 SD cards of her just trying to find her keys. And she’s in a bikini in this. With a water hose. I mean, I don’t want to tell anyone how to do their job, but the only way Paris Hilton and Hannah Ferguson should be in the same room together is is Hannah needed a prescription refilled.