If the four pages of pictures of Megan Fox at the Kid’s Choice Awards are any indication, this piece of ass is incapable of taking a bad picture. I know what you’re saying. “But, Todd. What about her thumbs?”. A good test to see if you’re gay or not is to say that out loud to anybody standing near you while showing them these pictures. Don’t be surprised if Bryan Singer pokes you on Facebook and asks if you wanna see his hot tub, you know, because you’re obviously really gay.