After living in sin for four years and having two illegitimate children, Jessica Simpson made an honest man out of Eric Johnson by officially making him a househusband on Saturday. Congrats to the happy couple and congrats to Eric Johnson for unlimited use of that tongue.
It's official! Jessica Simpson tied the knot with former NFL player Eric Johnson at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, California. "We are overwhelmed with complete happiness and love having made our eternal commitment," the newlyweds told PEOPLE in an exclusive statement on Saturday. "To say 'I do' in front of family, friends and, most importantly, our children has been the happiest moment of our lives."
Complete happiness? Did they serve tacos at the reception? My definition of complete happiness may differ from an exclusive statement's, but this is information I'd like to know.