Jessica Simpson Is “Jessica Johnson” Now

Jessica Simpson Instagram

 

People says this is a “sexy swimsuit pic”, and they’re right. There’s nothing sexier than an alcoholic 34-year old mother of two holding a drink and forgetting to cover up the big ass bruise on her leg. Anyway, Jessica Simpson changed her last name. But only on Instagram, because I assume it would take too long to change all the signs to “Jessica Johnson” at Macy’s.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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