YouTube tells that “The wait is over!”, so here’s the trailer for
Bored Housewife Unfulfilled Vagina Porn Fifty Shades of Grey, starring two people whose names I forgot. It has a lot of white people looking rich and crazy, so it kinda looks like a new show on the CW. (8pm: rich white people, 9pm: vampire white people, 10pm: white people and demons, etc) I read ten pages of this once, and it was pretty obvious whoever wrote this never really had sex before. And she also looks like this. I mean, if I was gonna ask anybody how to fuck, it’d be her. She seems like she spends a lot of time thinking about it.