Here’s The First Trailer For ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

 

YouTube tells that “The wait is over!”, so here’s the trailer for Bored Housewife Unfulfilled Vagina Porn Fifty Shades of Grey, starring two people whose names I forgot. It has a lot of white people looking rich and crazy, so it kinda looks like a new show on the CW. (8pm: rich white people, 9pm: vampire white people, 10pm: white people and demons, etc) I read ten pages of this once, and it was pretty obvious whoever wrote this never really had sex before. And she also looks like this. I mean, if I was gonna ask anybody how to fuck, it’d be her. She seems like she spends a lot of time thinking about it.

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