So, Comic Con is still happening or whatever, so I guess that’s a good time for Zack Snyder to release the first image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman in Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice. I’m glad she’s an Amazon warrior princess from space and is still insecure about her cup size so she got implants. This, of course, looks nothing like a Woman Woman costume. Looks like a Jezebel version of 300. Or a Game Of Thrones porn parody. And why is she on a volcano? I don’t recall Metropolis being a big volcano tourist attraction.