Adrianne Curry is a nerd who likes video games and dressing up like fictional characters, but she also works out a lot and has huge boobs. So she’s basically every man’s dream woman if that man still lives at home with his parents. Not to say I wouldn’t bang her. I mean, I’d bang her. I banged my neighbor for about four months and the only she dressed up in was soccer shorts and Uggs. I don’t think the effort was there.