Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat ass because she has all the confidence in the world despite not being sexually attractive in any way. This why all copies of Cosmo should be burned a Jezebel should be sold to Bro Bible. Why are they teaching women these things? It's unseemly.