LOL

Dude. Seriously. Does Kim Kardashian have any friends? Or does Kris Jenner pay a Chinese kid 25 cents a day to be the voice of Kim's magic mirror? Who let her leave the house like this, because she's asking way too much from whatever magical spell is holding this dress together. She looks like one of Pablo Escobar's hippos that got shipped to NYC by mistake. Somebody tag and release this bitch. We know you ain't at the gym, quit lying on Foursquare. We have the data.

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