Jill Duggar Got Married

Jill Duggar

 

Jill Duggar is one of these four. I'm not sure which. Also, I'd probably bang the one in the red. Thank you, have a good day.

 

Jill Duggar, of the species Duggar, married her boyfriend Derick Dillard on Saturday. It was the first time they kissed. For real though.

You may now (finally) kiss the bride! Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard's wedding wasn't just the start of the couple's life as husband and wife—it was also the occasion of their first-ever kiss. In keeping with her family's courtship rules, the 19 Kids and Counting star, 23, decided to wait for marriage before locking lips with her beloved. On Saturday, June 21, Jill and her fiance at last exchanged vows in front of more than 1,000 family members and friends at the Cross Church in Springdale, Ark., their rep confirmed to ABC News. Afterward, the two shared their first kiss at the altar.

I mean, it's sweet and everything, but what kind of bullshit is this? If the person you're gonna marry can't kiss or fuck, shouldn't kinda want to know that before you sign over half of your property rights? I think that would be good information to know. But then I realize that isn't what this is about. They got married on Saturday. If my math is correct, she'll deliver their third child on Tuesday.

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