I watched the first season of Game of Thrones, but it just became way too many people for me to keep up with and it always made me hungry because it kinda looks like a really long commercial for Medieval Times. And when you really watch, every scene is either just two people talking about war and overthrowing the government or somebody getting sexually assaulted or mass murdered. I mean, I can see all that on CNN at any time on basic cable. But fuck all that, because here's the 80s Game of Thrones theme. Probably starring Tom Selleck and Heather Locklear. And Ralph Macchio is his own first cousin. And Brooke Shields and Heather Langenkamp are scissoring each other. But I didn't see it because I have to go to bed after Murder She Wrote. No, you don't need water, Todd. Go to sleep or I swear to God.