Emma Roberts assaulted her boyfriend but didn't get charged because she was just "emotional" and "passionate" (add that to my Lana Del Rey post) and she also looks like this in a bikini. So if you combine those two qualities, I'd very much like to have sex with her. Hopefully she wouldn't ask me to go in the water with her because she'll know my back would sting. It really is about the little things. She really is sweet once you get to know her. You don't know her like I do. She only hits me because she loves me.