"Sup, shawty? No, the other one."
Justin Bieber must have fingerbanged Seth Rogen's sister at some point recently, because Rogen has proclaimed that May is "Justin Bieber Defamation Month", and has been telling anybody who will listen about the times he's met Bieber. Here's Bieber's response.
Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn’t want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.
Of course Bieber is a passive aggressive shithead who deserves to be throat chopped just on general principle, but at the same time, Seth Rogen is spending a creepy amount of time talking about this kid. I mean, I talk about him too, but I get paid for it. You see what I'm saying? Maybe these two should go on a date and see what happens. Lots of passion here. Lots of heat.