I really didn't post a lot about the MET Gala (EXCEPTION) , because really, who cares? Man, a bunch of celebrities got dressed up and went someplace. Cool. But apparently Hayden Panettiere was the belle of the ball and tripped down the stairs. You'd think her low center of gravity of prevent shit like this, but please keep in mind that her boyfriend is mutant giant who has probably eaten a whole live goat at some point. Panettiere is forced to have sex with this, so excuse her if her spine isn't all that stable.