50 Cent Is An Elite Athlete

 

So, 50 Cent threw out the ceremonial first pitch at Citi Field before the Mets-Pirates game yesterday, and if somebody wants to shoot him for a 10th time just on general principle, I think we'd all be okay with that. This shit is embarrassing. Christopher Columbus didn't go this wide. He should have made the money pile up in front of a Dominican body double then watched from a luxury suite.

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