I thought I was done with Coachella posts. Dammit, Lindsay. Get it together.
Oh no, it’s a case of history repeating itself as Lindsay Lohan’s been spotted drinking vodka at Coachella despite promises she’d stay sober. The fallen actress was spotted backstage at the festival with sister Ali, with an onlooker saying she was handed a vodka soda by a friend. "She looked completely out of it," the source told In Touch. "She couldn't stand up straight and she was frantically chain smoking cigarettes. In one of her hands she had a plastic cup with a clear liquid in it." All pretty worrying considering she’s only been out of rehab for seven months. It comes just a few weeks after Lindsay, 27, admitted she’d relapsed by drinking a glass of wine, saying visiting LA wasn’t good for her sobriety. Check out the video at the source.
There's really no way to tell if this story is fake or not, but it doesn't really matter, because this has been true enough times for me to automatically just starting nodding. Yep. Sounds true enough. I could read that Lindsay tried to suck off a potato farmer because she thought vodka would come out and, yep, just starting nodding to that one too.