Lindsay Lohan Says She Can’t Remember The Last Time She Drank

 

The original title of this post was "Lindsay Lohan Is On The Pole", but then I read the article, and she really isn't on the pole in this video. Her face will be in my nightmare at some point though.

Lindsay Lohan has revealed she can’t remember when she last had a drink, saying it’s been: “I don’t know – a long amount of time.” Her last drink did occur, however, during the filming of Lindsay, her reality show about returning to sobriety. “I mean there was a point on the show when I was in a relationship with someone and I like, had a drink,” she admitted during an appearance on Alan Carr's Chatty Man, reports the Daily Mail. “I freaked out and didn’t want to say anything on the show as I didn’t know how that would come across and I was just scared.

To recap, Lindsay said she couldn't remember the last time she drank, then immediately talked about the specific time when she had her "last" drink. Like, is there a limit to how much one human being can lie? Seriously. No, for real, I wanna know. Because if there is I need to start looking into penis enlargements pills or see if a horse would like to trade with me. I'm Native American so he should be pretty cool with that. I'll talk to him.

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