"Shit's about to get real, son." – Scarlett Johansson's boobs
Question: why did this take so long? I mean, dem titties. But yeah, Scarlett Johansson is pregnant by a dude named after a type of lettuce is the point of this post.
Scarlett Johansson is going to be a mom! The 29-year-old Her actress is expecting her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac, a source confirms to Us Weekly. Johansson's pregnancy news comes six months after her rep confirmed to Us back in September that she was engaged to French journalist Dauriac. The couple first went public with their romance in November 2012.
TMZ is reporting that she's five months pregnant, and they seem pretty excited about (YOU CAN READ THE HEADLINE HERE OMG!!!), so congratulations. I really have nothing bad to say about this, but if you're her friend on Facebook, you might want to hide all her posts for a while. Nobody wants to see your ultrasound, Scarlett. I can't even tell what that is. Is that…a tail? That's totally a tail. And are those claws? Looks like claws. Scarlett, I love you, I do, but to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to be looking at here.