The Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue announced their 2014 Rookie Of The Year, and to no real surprise, it's Sara Sampaio. I mean, it had to be a pretty easy choice. Brunette, fantastic ass, nice rack, DEM EYES, and I assume she can speak in complete sentences with a semblance of coherency (not a dealbreaker). But most importantly, it's not Kate Upton. I think I saw Kate Upton in a Cash 4 Gold commercial last night. Go take a break, Kate. Sara has us covered.