Khloe Kardashian posted this pic on Twitter yesterday with the caption, "Love my sunkissed tan!". She may have to post another pic, because she obviously forgot to thank Botox and Collagen and her Y chromosome. Christ. I've seen more natural looking faces at a funeral. She should really start drinking more Dos Equis. Get it? Because "Dos Equis" means "Two X's" in Spanish? And XX is…oh nevermind! I don't even know why I try with you people.