I don't even know if this story is true or not, but let's pretend that is it is, k?
It's been reported that Kanye West has given fiancé Kim Kardashian the gift of 10 Burger King franchises to celebrate their upcoming wedding. The 10 locations are said to be spread throughout the United Kingdom, France and Italy. While the gift may seem a little farfetched, it might help to know that West has previously opened up a pair of Fatburger locations in his hometown of Chicago. Let's just hope Kanye makes another round of television appearances sometime soon so we can hear his reasoning for this one.
Ten. Kim Kardashian has ten Burger…wait, no. Khloe already destroyed one. News crews on the scene are reporting severe property damage and multiples injuries. What's that, Karen? Oh no. We are saddened to report that an unidentified individual has died on the way to the hospital. But we have some good news. First responders and military personnel have cornered Khloe in the top of a tree.