Christ. This thing actually exists. There is an actual video of Justin Bieber pissing in jail. And yeah, I'm posting it. I thought the time I ate a half a donut I found on the top of the trash was the bar to measure my all time low, but I think this is pretty much it now. I'm posting a video of Justin Beiber peeing. Like, I'm still writing and I'm gonna hit publish soon. This is happening. But hey, back to the donut thing. In my defense, I was really high.