If you've read this site for a while you know that I love me some Ashley Greene. Like, "love" in the sense that I'd bang her. But there's a whole lot of cognititive dissonance going on because she has the ass of somebody who is paralyzed from the waist down. Have you ever seen The Apparation? It's basically just 90 minutes of her running around in panties and not one single person tells her to put some pants on. Or at least some shorts. Christ, cover that up. We have a ghost up in here, I don't need to be freaked out by your ass too. But, yeah, here she is in some vintage swimsuit thing. So go take a look. I'm gonna go sit by gentle brook and think about this for a while.