Of course, Kate Upton is in the 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue, and either her rack has gotten bigger or my penis has gotten smaller. Penises can't get smaller can they? I mean, I ran over that gypsy woman, but I'm pretty sure she was dead. She was dead, right? Oh god. What was that? Who's there? Why is my cat making that noise? What is that?! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
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