Kourtney Kardashian was always the hottest one in Kris Jenner's Armenian harem of laser hair removal hos until the clock struck midnight about two months ago when Kendall Jenner turned 18. Now she's 34 and keeps opening the fridge to check her expiration date, but she still has huge boobs and wants to show them off before it becomes just sad and disgusting. Which should be any day now. Oh, and she's vacationing in Mexico. From what I really don't know. Poisoning stray dogs? Hunting homeless people to feel alive? Honestly. How much do we really know about these people?